Jokes about guys dating older women

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A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. A: Head Over Heels Q: How is a woman like an airplane?

A: A whore fucks everybody at the party, and a bitch fucks everybody at the party EXCEPT YOU. A: Drink two or three, and you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullshit. A: Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most. A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die? A: Feminem Q: What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? A: Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins. A: Give the bitch a shovel Q: What is the difference between a Woman and a washing machine?

A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.

Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common? Q: Why shouldn't you lie to a woman with PMS & GPS?

Q: What's the smartest thing to ever come out a woman's mouth?

A: None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.

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  1. jennifer aniston dating co star 03-Mar-2019 20:34

    It’ll definitely work and leave one of you hard and the other wet!

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